Pez gone wrong

I have quite the Pez collection. Really.
So, my friend shows up the other day and hands me this abomination: The Bratz Pez dispenser.


Yikes. That's one slutty piece of plastic. I also realized that I don't have many 'girl' Pez dispensers...How would it go over with the others in my collection?....



Then there was one I definitely wouldn't put it next to....


Thing scares me half to death.